"A chat member gleefully exclaimed he won and I lost."
"I asked him exactly what he won and what precisely did I lose."
"I then proceeded to explain to him that his cyber 'war'
exists only in his imagination and is fueled only within his own mind."
"He truly is the quintessential Don Quixote
but he failed to find his Enchanter."
"I am sure he awakened the next day with the same
unresolved anger and will tirelessly wait for me to return
so he can once again displace his anger and
relentlessly transfer his issues onto me."
"I recommend a hyperbaric chamber and
epson salts... for his fingers."