Friday, November 29, 2013

Game Strategy

"The first time I encountered serious "game" was in 1981. 
 I almost went down. 
But, I got up and honed my SKILLS like a ninja. 
 I played that game like ROCKY. 
 I jabbed and grabbed, I did Haymakers and Bolo punches. 
 But it was my Dempsey Roll that almost took him down. 
 I pulled out of that game and moved on... and my opponent? 
 He died. Literally. 
 In retrospect, I think I was too much of a mental challenge."

Friday, November 8, 2013

Stolen Identities

"I ran into my friend Nate last night and thought he was Al. 
He pretended TO BE AL. 
Then, he got off the train and I realized he was Nate. 
 Isn't Nate and Al a famous deli in LA? 
 Nate and Al really could be twins separated at birth. 
One is a retired teacher and the other is a comic! 
 Maybe they are imagined parts of me?"

Monday, November 4, 2013

Ass Backwards

"When a viewer declares I am obsessed with somebody, 
I can rationally conclude that viewer is so not playing with a full deck.

The named object of the obsession = dumb
The one who thinks I am obsessed = dumber

I am all self involved and the only person I am obsessed with... is me."