Sunday, May 19, 2013

Low Level Entertainment

"marjorie, come watch this show. 
The broadcaster is doing epic prank calls..."

"Darling I don't enjoy viewing that 
type of juvenile low level entertainment...
I have HBO."

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

History Repeats Itself

Fanny Brice
"In show business, 
I am a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls."

"Me too!
I cannot be a lemming and enjoy 
internet low level entertainment!
And it is difficult to blow smoke up a Walter Mitty's ass 
or join minions who dress broadcasters 
in the Emperor's new clothes."

Vanishing Acts

"marjorie is gone, she quit this show."


"Go know, I have such impact?
If that weak mind simply used the 
ignore feature, I would have disappeared 
from her field of view..."

Monday, May 6, 2013

Banned from a Show

"Everyone hates marjorie and 
I am going to ban her from this show."

"Yawn. Snore. 
This impacts my life?
Now back to Swann's Way."


"I don't want marjorie banned, I just wish she would go away."

"Head's up! You can make anybody 'go away' by activating 
the ignore feature or by doing selective reading. 
I must be 'larger than life' to have such a strong impact 
on the chat experience of a person who 
I don't even know is alive 
and who has zero impact in MY life." 

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

A Little Noshery

"How do I enjoy low level 
entertainment on the internet? 

I watch while eating a bagel mit schmear."

Communication Problems

"I have more 411 on you than you could ever have on me.
Now who has been pwned?"

"I am flattered you want the '411' on me. 
I must be some important star in your dopey universe. 
Head's up: I desire no information regarding YOU!"

"And the day the word 'pwned' becomes part of my 
daily vocabulary will be the day I call Kevorkian."