Saturday, September 18, 2010

The Brunch

Four literary agents at Twitter have blocked me? Oye.

I feel I can be wacky and "batshit" and write my opinions
as I please... and I couldn't care less if all these agents
serve me up for brunch at a roast of jackasses.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Internet Bonding

"I am loving how two people bonded
when running from my special brand of crazy."

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Computer Obsessions

"I am obsessed with an issue and cannot stop
typing comments about it.

And, I keep typing the same thing over and over and over.
Call me Jack Torrance."

Brain Cred

"I was accepted into Mensa based on
the amount of people that blocked me on Twitter."

Web Analysis

"A chatter who never met me declared
I have no social boundaries and no grasp on reality!"

"Was that before or after I sang in the subway
dressed as Turanga Leela?"

Different Strokes

"I believe one person's "lunatic" can be another person's "role model."

Reverse Psychology

"A chatter called me 'stupid!'
I think it was a psychological device used to enable
her own self-esteem because she could not understand
my references to Riemann's Metric Tensor!"