Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Star Power

"I am self-involved and self-actualized. 
I would never create a name to reference anybody else. 
My internet experience isn't a cameo appearance."

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

A Small Montage

© 2010 Marjorie Levine

Sunday, July 14, 2013

Consider the Source

"I am often asked why not one insult 
typed about me bothers me."

"My reply always is: 
I consider the source."

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Discovering Details

"When my fans discover my address and telephone number 
they feel like I did when I drove down Mulholland Drive
and found the home of Marlon Brando."  

The Defeated

"The Don Quixotes try hard to get me to cry ouch.
But instead, I always get them to say uncle."

On a First Name Basis

"When my fans call me "marjorie" they are as excited 
as I was when I got Frankie Avalon's autograph. 
It is like Uncle Jun meeting Angie Dickinson."

The Scientific Approach

"I render all the naysayers, harassers, and killjoys invisible. 
 Nobody comes between me and my high pedestal."

Monday, July 8, 2013

Wishing and Hoping

"A viewer keeps posting crass wishes for me to die!
His daily ongoing idiotic low level activity convinces me 
he is part of 'The Walking Deadand I have rachamnus!"

Sunday, July 7, 2013

The Glutton for Punishment

"I come in here to laugh at marjorie's old hag ugly face."

"Why not go rent a comedy on Netflix? 
Are you some sort of masochist?" 

The Gongoozler's Dance

"Some viewers try so pathetically hard to be shockingly annoying. 
They are redundant energizer bunnies with zip impact."

"I read their droll nonsense and become a gongoozler."

Thursday, July 4, 2013

The Starving Artist

a sarcastic viewer
"marjorie is starved for attention."

marjorie asks a question
"Why would a person not applaud 
the endeavors in which 
I show my creative sides?"

a supportive viewer replies
"Imaginative minds understand marjorie is 
starved for outlets for her amazing talents!
That angry viewer must be a real bore who  
is fueled by transparent jealousy."