Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Eyeball Worthy

"Viewers tell me I am visually unappealing and then 
use strong words to attempt to insult my appearance."

"This gives me great pause for thought.
I am flattered by the droll attention. However... 
Do they not have anybody in their real lives upon whom 
to gaze whose pulchritude is more eye ball worthy?" 

"They must be masochistic gluttons for punishment."

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