Thursday, February 27, 2014

Ultraviolet Video Fame

viewer
"marjorie, 'trolls' are recording your shows 
and sticking the videos up on YouTube!!" 

marjorie
"Shocker, darling. Many stupid heads
spend much of their time building shrines to me.

When the videos reach a million views 
and are "trending" on twitter 
and I become a viral internet sensation...
get back to me.

Until that time, take a hike and get lost.
Stop disturbing my nap over invisible narishkeit."  

Classic Projection

viewer
"call marjorie, call marjorie, call marjorie, call marjorie, 
call marjorie, call marjorie, call marjorie, 
call marjorie, call marjorie, 
call marjorie, call marjorie, call marjorie, 
call marjorie, call marjorie, 
call marjorie..."

marjorie
"And she says I am obsessed with her?
What planet is that delusional bondit living on?
Her champagne wish and caviar dream is
to be on my daily radar."

Sunday, February 2, 2014

The Code to My Heart


Cookie
"Triiiiiiippp Codeeeee
They are trollingggg meeeeee!"

TripCode
"Banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned..."

Cookie
"Sigh, my hero!"
 ♥