Channeling Miss Marple

internet dude: "Almost everyone has an IP tracer. 

You will be revealed as... an internet cyber troll!!"

marjorie: "Yawn. Tell it to Miss Marple!"

Channeling Ronnie, the Limo Driver

"OMG, I morphed into Ronnie the Limo Driver!

I have an urge to splash on some Mambo and buy a Pace car. 

Now excuse me while I go organize a Vegas Block Party."

Art Gallery Cocktail Party

The "marjorie-cartoons" will be featured in an exhibition at a NYC art gallery in the fall. There will be a cocktail party and admission will be by invitation only. Details will be posted soon.

Hide and Seek

this from 2010:

"Yikes! Some nut in the chat room posted

my home address! I am hiding!"

Outted

this from 2010:

"Yow! My true identity has been revealed on the internet!"

"Pass the smelling salts, Jeeves!"