Monday, February 21, 2011

A Small Montage

© 2010 Marjorie Levine

Early Reviews Are In

The Reviews
"The cartoons are very whimsical and dazzling."
"The cartoons are quite Thurberesque."
"They are the Basquiats of the cartoon world."
"The marjorie-cartoons are trending on twitter."
"The marjorie-cartoons are a viral internet sensation."

"Tell me something I don't know!"

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Best of: Self-effacing Humor

marjorie was doing open mics when the pyramids were built.
I think by now she would get the hint.
marjorie's hair is so out dated Dolly Parton sends her hairstyle tips.
marjorie is such a hag that a casting director wanted
Betty White to play her daughter.
marjorie is so crazy that when they put her in a straight jacket
the doctors said "Crazy glue the seams."
marjorie's life is so empty that math teachers use photos of it to demonstrate the null set.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Quick Exits

"I told this guy on match dot com that I am 64,
and he exited the IM so fast
that Gebre Gebremariam is contacting him...
for speed tips."