Saturday, October 30, 2010

Life Checks

"All over, here and there...
I don't see dead people.
I see morons."

"Life is filled with narisha zach fueled by kooks.
And when it's over, the narisha zach
winds up in a Staten Island landfill."

"We all have a death sentence.
If you get the right tests and procedures,
you get little stays of execution.
But, the house always wins."

Friday, October 22, 2010

Halitosis and Flowers

"When you use nasty language in a debate,
all that your audience will see is green halitosis."

"When I debate, I speak so kindly
red flowers fall out of my mouth!"

"A calm approach is always a key to a...