Saturday, April 27, 2013

Invested In My Demise

1. "Die in your sleep."
2. "See you in hell."
3. "RIP"
4. "Good news. marjorie died."

And the Oscar goes to:
5. "You (will) wither and die alone in your NYC apartment 
where you won't be found until the smell and bedbugs 
overwhelm the apartment complex. 
Your tombstone will read:  who the f*ck was marjorie?"

"Yikes and yow! 
They all seem a bit over invested in me.
My death impacts those fools in what way?
You would think they are included in my will."

"News flash:
No beneficiary documents for any of YOU!"

Saturday, April 20, 2013

Diminished Status

"I would never create a chat name that 
referenced anybody else in any way.
I am self-involved and it's all about me. 
I am not a wannabe and
I do not give myself diminished status." 

The Invisibles

"Viewers and fans enter chat rooms with 
my name and sit there believing I am daunted."

"They apparently are not involved in their own 
personal identity and have no accomplishments 
that are worthy of self-promotion.
They are the ghosts of society who 
thrive on the lives of others.

"They certainly give me and all my alter egos free publicity."

Friday, April 19, 2013

Channeling Luke

"You are an old hag."

"Blow it out of your toches."

20/20 Vision

"Hi, Baby Jane."

"Baby Jane? Get lasik."

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Interested Parties

obsessed viewer 
"How come I know everything about you 
and you know nothing about me?" 

5S? Tell me something I DON'T know! 
I am flattered you show interest in me."

Sunday, April 14, 2013

Winning What

"As I exited a chat room, a warrior declared she 'won.'
I asked:
What exactly did you win...
a PhD?"

The Old Hag Charientism

"In great efforts to try to insult me, 
online warriors call me an 'old hag.'

In many instances I am 30 years or more older than 
those who reference me in those terms. 
And they are the ones who look like 'hags.'

It certainly gives pause for thought. 
When they are my age, they will look like... Medusa."

Friday, April 12, 2013

Online Thematic Apperception Tests

this is a piece from an E-mail:
"marjorie, you are a mean woman. 
You are a mean, hateful woman. 
You are an angry, bitter mean woman. 
What was the point in time when you just snapped 
and became this angry, spiteful, mean woman?"

"I never even met the person who wrote that!
She appears a bit over invested in an analysis of me.
Just yesterday, I was told I am so 
cheerful and happy and filled with a great spirit of fun.
Online interactions trigger 
multiple personality syndrome I suppose." 

Well Defined Demographics

"I do not tonse with a demographic that thrives 
on discussing the activity of 'trolls' all day.
I would rather discuss the work 
of Proust and the intoxicating madeleine."

Lingo Du Jour

"awesome. epic.  fail. amazing. pwned"

"Huh?" At the risk of appearing opprobrious... 
let me say that I will never use those words in a sentence. 
They are the vocabulary of unimaginative lemmings.
and words that fuel dopey activity."  

Thursday, April 4, 2013

False Distortions for Personal Agendas

 "(You sit there) on your make believe pedestal you crafted out of the 
tears of the school children's spirits you undoubtably crushed."

"Say wha? Where did you get that absurd bubba meinsa from? 
People will make up absolutely anything in 
angry attacks to try to rile and get a sense of satisfaction."

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Turnarounds in Comebacks

"On Easter Sunday, I had dinner with family 
at an elegant restaurant."

"Did you ask for separate checks?"


a paragraph from an E-mail sent by a viewer
"Let the anger and hate and loneliness go before you 
wither and die alone in your NYC apartment 
where you won't be found until the smell and bedbugs 
overwhelm the apartment complex. 
Your tombstone will read: "who the f*ck was marjorie..." 

marjorie replies 
 "And your tombstone will read: 
 Known for sending ridiculous and overly emotional angry 
E-mails with preposterous conclusions made out of whole cloth 
to people on the internet she never even met."

Monday, April 1, 2013

In 24 Hour Windows

"marjorie... you are bitter, lonely, angry, and hateful."

"Just yesterday... you were telling me how 
much alike we both are!"