Call me Pisher, the Shvitzer

"A literary agent asked how his blog readers feel about

a controversial website, and I have strong opinions.

So, like an energizer bunny I kept adding comments and comments

and more comments. And even more... comments.

Every time a writer posted his opinion,

I was like a Pavlov dog and felt compelled to reply.

I thought I was actually adding salient points.

Well, after my most recent post,

the literary agent said it was time to let it go;

I was told my comments were no longer necessary.

I suppose my comments were a bit excessive...

and, I was mortified!

But then, this other blogger said I invoked Godwin's Law

and then another blogger kept calling me a troll...

There was such a tummel, I just deleted

many of my comments

and took a strong hit of

my smelling salts and

put on

Wheel of Fortune.

Sigh, my internet involvement

is ridiculous.

I should be in Boca tanning my fat tuchas during the day

and waiting for the early bird specials at night.

"