"It was a chaotic assault on my senses. Din. Details?
A pigeon crapped on my head,
I was almost hit by a guy on a speeding bike,
a kid threw up on my shoes,
a rollerblader skated over those shoes,
a skateboarder whizzed by me and startled me,
I almost tripped over a dragged suitcase on wheels,
a dog who had just urinated jumped on me
and my feet got tangled in his leash,
and some dude spit tobacco in my direction
and it landed on my jeans."
"Ah, the joys of a crowded city park experience."