"marjorie, 'trolls' are recording your shows
and sticking the videos up on YouTube!!"
"Shocker, darling. Many stupid heads
spend much of their time building shrines to me.
When the videos reach a million views
and are "trending" on twitter
and I become a viral internet sensation...
get back to me.
Until that time, take a hike and get lost.
Stop disturbing my nap over invisible narishkeit."