Thursday, February 27, 2014

Ultraviolet Video Fame

"marjorie, 'trolls' are recording your shows 
and sticking the videos up on YouTube!!" 

"Shocker, darling. Many stupid heads
spend much of their time building shrines to me.

When the videos reach a million views 
and are "trending" on twitter 
and I become a viral internet sensation...
get back to me.

Until that time, take a hike and get lost.
Stop disturbing my nap over invisible narishkeit."  

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