tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74080153301367840322024-03-12T20:42:08.483-04:00marjorie-cartoonsin this: marjorie talking here and marjorie going there, it's marjorie everywhereMarjoriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13323661411548419175noreply@blogger.comBlogger386125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7408015330136784032.post-65732198811625732142024-01-03T00:30:00.000-05:002024-01-03T00:41:31.553-05:00A Small Montage: redux<b>© 2010 Marjorie Levine</b><br />
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLID7I5gDJhyphenhyphenCDf2Rp0D3YUbm3yo0ibRPagUrQvc7xGLOp8XAn_e25X87NikjtnTsS0AR8IAWOuktCg3EO0n436y4tyFxqbVinpD2aKqXB2X0xvWBQ9Pihju3hC-lQ3EzCsVsv-m2bK36s/s1600/Scan+308.jpeg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5558416429088926770" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLID7I5gDJhyphenhyphenCDf2Rp0D3YUbm3yo0ibRPagUrQvc7xGLOp8XAn_e25X87NikjtnTsS0AR8IAWOuktCg3EO0n436y4tyFxqbVinpD2aKqXB2X0xvWBQ9Pihju3hC-lQ3EzCsVsv-m2bK36s/s200/Scan+308.jpeg" style="cursor: hand; cursor: pointer; float: right; height: 200px; margin: 0 0 10px 10px; width: 187px;" /></a>Marjoriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13323661411548419175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7408015330136784032.post-77823097862461599722024-01-02T00:36:00.000-05:002024-01-03T00:42:16.669-05:00SHOCKERS DESIGNED TO TRIGGER<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhuFC71dB5TS7M8Lecavz87XwboHjYuPm1SqvHwV5jOujDGQZVAbObZ2xWYm0zrrHWrODsFoar-yG9ouZgJAJkwiSSjUQ4h_kjUQW_qwZj3dWgffvF7Xmyo1PULkVPlxyOxaBgOBDB0yIa91D8z3GCAIA5VFpPkz6oSZ_Brd-Jp5WeGgxCtleJlxbj5mx0g" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="823" data-original-width="618" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhuFC71dB5TS7M8Lecavz87XwboHjYuPm1SqvHwV5jOujDGQZVAbObZ2xWYm0zrrHWrODsFoar-yG9ouZgJAJkwiSSjUQ4h_kjUQW_qwZj3dWgffvF7Xmyo1PULkVPlxyOxaBgOBDB0yIa91D8z3GCAIA5VFpPkz6oSZ_Brd-Jp5WeGgxCtleJlxbj5mx0g=w300-h400" width="300" /></a></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /><br /></p>Marjoriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13323661411548419175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7408015330136784032.post-31561777812829630802022-03-29T17:00:00.000-04:002022-03-29T17:42:03.111-04:00FLOP SWEAT<p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg250ZoxNzag431NN_cygytYmNLqZQz5AL7p63C0gyo74u6JJiUzLEht5uCwDvuUxDxxbd2twevHONdr5_cT8CvYOiZf2M3a8RlivMTz5D7H33pIQwu5STZN6FN0PR3Dh4aNTR_9u_wTSzQp_uBcy7lLmGaI_xooMh35v9_YktnZNh7Dh-VrLigWYOEZA/s732/flop.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="732" data-original-width="586" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg250ZoxNzag431NN_cygytYmNLqZQz5AL7p63C0gyo74u6JJiUzLEht5uCwDvuUxDxxbd2twevHONdr5_cT8CvYOiZf2M3a8RlivMTz5D7H33pIQwu5STZN6FN0PR3Dh4aNTR_9u_wTSzQp_uBcy7lLmGaI_xooMh35v9_YktnZNh7Dh-VrLigWYOEZA/w320-h400/flop.png" width="320" /></a></div><br /><p></p>Marjoriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13323661411548419175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7408015330136784032.post-14208651996669409772022-03-29T14:30:00.000-04:002022-03-29T17:41:01.907-04:00CARTOON DU JOUR<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitT4e9Mc_sm-StXnJMp5QP58QQfmCHii9dU-6tsGP3hpu7qneBXt9cIMUYnh5n_h5uq31MlIRmwx8Wh7Qc1xlMrG0_d1ujX2IE7QI-IEkKEmm8OkTDjEjLutEzVFWKPSIdcO-Pa0PnZT-seo2iefhVHSAZBAWCt2vOowTm4QkpX3o3iTt_ba43cU3lzg/s527/tommy%20wiseau%20cartoon.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="527" data-original-width="474" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitT4e9Mc_sm-StXnJMp5QP58QQfmCHii9dU-6tsGP3hpu7qneBXt9cIMUYnh5n_h5uq31MlIRmwx8Wh7Qc1xlMrG0_d1ujX2IE7QI-IEkKEmm8OkTDjEjLutEzVFWKPSIdcO-Pa0PnZT-seo2iefhVHSAZBAWCt2vOowTm4QkpX3o3iTt_ba43cU3lzg/w360-h400/tommy%20wiseau%20cartoon.png" width="360" /></a></div><br /><p></p>Marjoriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13323661411548419175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7408015330136784032.post-38642658445142150482015-11-19T23:38:00.000-05:002018-05-26T07:13:07.572-04:00Welcome!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQdmFhW2b2Vjk9v94-t2iLMlLrdvttSXjLvlgEC1f1Ha6oYkN4stxdmo9kiJBHK-YbW9X6oF0uq1xwNqIg4tKzdvPUBfGjcEpyVT5sCAWToq-oHLZ886jNITy4I4yfHJgAXuIYGuVIXorD/s1600/marjorieinny1.jpeg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5486539522741223362" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQdmFhW2b2Vjk9v94-t2iLMlLrdvttSXjLvlgEC1f1Ha6oYkN4stxdmo9kiJBHK-YbW9X6oF0uq1xwNqIg4tKzdvPUBfGjcEpyVT5sCAWToq-oHLZ886jNITy4I4yfHJgAXuIYGuVIXorD/s320/marjorieinny1.jpeg" style="cursor: hand; cursor: pointer; float: left; height: 320px; margin: 0 10px 10px 0; width: 256px;" /></a>These are cartoons that are stuff "marjorie" says in online interactions on the internet. The blog contains art, photographs, and illustrations in caption-driven pieces. marjorie joins internet message forums and chat rooms where she disarms the members with her unique style of humor. She also has great fun morphing into film characters, becoming her own brand of film noir, experiencing art and culture themes, time traveling, and walking all over today's NYC. marjorie even interviews celebrities and pop culture personalities. Her verbosity is smart, provocative, and well-played. marjorie's wit is intelligent and sophisticated, and the totally tongue-in-cheek "<b>bad art</b>" serves to make the work even funnier. Please also check out the cartoons posted in past months.<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "georgia" , serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">© 2010 Marjorie Levine</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "georgia" , serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">© 2011 Marjorie Levine</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "georgia" , serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">© 2012 Marjorie Levine</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "georgia" , serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">© 2013 Marjorie Levine</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "georgia" , serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">© 2014 Marjorie J. Levine</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "georgia" , serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">© 2015 Marjorie J. Levine</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "georgia" , serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">© 2016 Marjorie J. Levine</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "georgia" , serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">© 2017 Marjorie J. Levine</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "georgia" , serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">© 2018 Marjorie J. Levine</span><br />
No part of this blog may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means because the entire blog is covered by the DMCA. All cartoons are drawn and written by Marjorie Levine.Marjoriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13323661411548419175noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7408015330136784032.post-18767303304862167652015-11-19T23:36:00.000-05:002015-11-19T22:30:05.001-05:00Status Update<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">These are cartoons that have been called "bad art," which serves to make the work funnier. Comments have also called these cartoons Thurberesque, as imaginative as <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #222222; line-height: 16px;">Basquiats, and pieces of pop art as creative as those of Keith Haring. </span></span>Marjoriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13323661411548419175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7408015330136784032.post-9746630176978638702015-11-19T22:34:00.000-05:002015-11-19T22:30:18.972-05:00Meet marjorie<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihVQ64gOEaXuN6AQqRalVdGPjSDiCJhuCV_QXOyf9UZeUAwzHE3b2L0CVq_AgGR75x9mfKjNE6ssCxQak1tkIXKQri79TuQywTvUTUGD06ddLqzaaPWJX56QJ5PEw01N8_faDWHoWydptE/s1600/Scan+288.jpeg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5479391751770720162" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihVQ64gOEaXuN6AQqRalVdGPjSDiCJhuCV_QXOyf9UZeUAwzHE3b2L0CVq_AgGR75x9mfKjNE6ssCxQak1tkIXKQri79TuQywTvUTUGD06ddLqzaaPWJX56QJ5PEw01N8_faDWHoWydptE/s400/Scan+288.jpeg" style="cursor: hand; cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 400px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 376px;" /></a><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #6600cc;"><i>Will make an acerebral paronomasiac out of you."</i></span></div>
Marjoriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13323661411548419175noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7408015330136784032.post-37869751459142539872015-11-19T22:28:00.003-05:002015-11-19T22:32:32.081-05:00The Natural Homeopathic Cure for Depression<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<i>"When "trolls" try to bother me by photoshopping </i></div>
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<i>my pictures into ads for customers who need self-improvement, </i></div>
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<i>I cheerfully smile and am grateful for the publicity and attention.</i></div>
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<i>It all helps to pump my pedestal right to internet fame </i><br />
<i>and </i><i>it is all internalized and digested </i><br />
<i>better than Cymbalta!" </i></div>
Marjoriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13323661411548419175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7408015330136784032.post-47958745422325398822015-11-03T16:40:00.000-05:002015-11-19T16:42:03.486-05:00Larry David <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<i>"There is a short list for who will be crowned OCD Patient Zero!</i></div>
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<i>But, I think my chances for winning are pretty pretty pretty good!"</i></div>
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Marjoriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13323661411548419175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7408015330136784032.post-80172213845748764942014-02-27T13:20:00.000-05:002014-02-27T21:23:25.320-05:00Ultraviolet Video Fame<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b><u>viewer</u></b></div>
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<i>"marjorie, 'trolls' are recording your shows </i></div>
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<i>and sticking the videos up on YouTube!!" </i></div>
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<i><b><u>marjorie</u></b></i></div>
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<i>"Shocker, darling. Many stupid heads</i></div>
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<i>spend much of their time <b>building shrines</b> to me.</i></div>
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<i>When the videos reach a million views </i></div>
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<i>and are "trending" on twitter </i></div>
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<i>and I become a viral internet sensation...</i></div>
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<i>get back to me.</i></div>
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<i>Until that time, </i><i>take a hike and </i><i>get lost.</i></div>
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<i>Stop disturbing my nap over <b>invisible narishkeit</b>." </i></div>
Marjoriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13323661411548419175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7408015330136784032.post-65023901846863719612014-02-27T13:00:00.000-05:002014-02-27T21:26:05.300-05:00Classic Projection<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<u><b>viewer</b></u></div>
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"call marjorie, call marjorie, call marjorie, call marjorie, </div>
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call marjorie, call marjorie, call marjorie, </div>
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call marjorie, call marjorie, </div>
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call marjorie, call marjorie, call marjorie, </div>
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call marjorie, call marjorie, </div>
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call marjorie..."</div>
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<b><u>marjorie</u></b></div>
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"And she says I am obsessed <b>with <i>her</i></b>?<br />
What planet is that delusional <i>bondit</i> living on?</div>
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Her <b>champagne wish and caviar dream</b> is<br />
to be on my daily radar."</div>
Marjoriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13323661411548419175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7408015330136784032.post-35067611456707211782014-02-02T20:28:00.000-05:002014-02-04T17:50:38.231-05:00The Code to My Heart<div style="text-align: center;">
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<b><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #351c75;">Cookie</span></u></b></div>
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<i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #351c75;">"Triiiiiiippp Codeeeee</span></i></div>
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<i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #351c75;">They are trollingggg meeeeee!"</span></i></div>
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<b><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #351c75;">TripCode</span></u></b></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #351c75;"><i>"Banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, </i><i>banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned..."</i></span></div>
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<b><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #351c75;">Cookie</span></u></b></div>
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<i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #351c75;">"Sigh, my hero!"</span></i></div>
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<i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: grey; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-weight: 300; line-height: 25px;"><strong><span style="color: #ff0066;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"> ♥ </span></span></strong></span></i></div>
Marjoriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13323661411548419175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7408015330136784032.post-60530297235052356362013-12-30T14:59:00.000-05:002013-12-30T16:02:12.747-05:00The Town Crier<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<u><b>viewer</b></u></div>
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<i>"I know when your birthday is. </i></div>
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<i>I have been gathering information about you for two years." </i></div>
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<b><u>marjorie</u></b></div>
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<i>"Go figure. </i></div>
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<i>Who knew I was so research worthy?" </i></div>
Marjoriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13323661411548419175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7408015330136784032.post-65327306541738646292013-11-29T15:23:00.000-05:002013-11-29T16:31:56.593-05:00Game Strategy<div style="text-align: center;">
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<i>"The first time I encountered serious "game" was in 1981. </i></div>
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<i> I almost went down. </i></div>
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<i>But, I got up and honed my SKILLS like a ninja. </i></div>
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<i> I played that game like ROCKY. </i></div>
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<i> I jabbed and grabbed, I did Haymakers and Bolo punches. </i></div>
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<i> But it was my Dempsey Roll that almost took him down. </i></div>
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<i> I pulled out of that game and moved on... and my opponent? </i></div>
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<i> He died. Literally. </i></div>
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<i> In retrospect, I think I was too much of a mental challenge."</i></div>
Marjoriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13323661411548419175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7408015330136784032.post-92214763971001031192013-11-08T15:05:00.000-05:002013-11-08T16:13:00.784-05:00Stolen Identities<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"><i>"I ran into my friend Nate last night and thought he was Al. </i></span></i></div>
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<i>He pretended TO BE AL. </i></div>
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<i>Then, he got off the train and I realized he was Nate. </i></div>
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<i> Isn't Nate and Al a famous deli in LA? </i></div>
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<i> Nate and Al really could be twins separated at birth. </i></div>
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<i>One is a retired teacher and the other is a comic! </i></div>
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<i> Maybe they are imagined parts of me?"</i></div>
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Marjoriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13323661411548419175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7408015330136784032.post-40564094106713876282013-11-04T10:00:00.000-05:002013-11-04T11:45:02.814-05:00Ass Backwards<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<i>"When a viewer declares I am obsessed with somebody, </i></div>
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<i>I can rationally conclude that viewer is so not playing with a full deck.</i></div>
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<i>The named object of the obsession = dumb</i></div>
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<i>The one who thinks I am obsessed = dumber</i></div>
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<i>I am all self involved and the only person I am obsessed with... is me."</i></div>
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Marjoriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13323661411548419175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7408015330136784032.post-43087753705203975102013-10-14T02:47:00.001-04:002013-10-14T02:47:21.228-04:00The Glory of Fame<div style="text-align: center;">
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<i>"Viewers can type the worst things about me. </i></div>
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<i>The most awful comments serve to help me find my smile. </i></div>
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<i>At last, fame in all it's sweet decadence!"</i></div>
Marjoriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13323661411548419175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7408015330136784032.post-45807024438307165402013-09-27T11:29:00.004-04:002013-09-27T11:29:56.871-04:00The Toast of The Town<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cc0000;"><i>marjorie is </i><i>trending and becoming very buzz worthy! </i></span></div>
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<i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cc0000;">marjorie is newsworthy! </span></i></div>
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<i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cc0000;">marjorie records CNN news and her fans record HER shows! </span></i></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cc0000;"><i> Her RERUNS </i><i>are played more than </i></span></div>
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<i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cc0000;">The Honeymooners and I Love Lucy! </span></i></div>
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<i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cc0000;">marjorie's show is even SIMULCAST! </span></i></div>
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<i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cc0000;">marjorie is famous and she is <b>THE TOAST OF THE TOWN</b>! </span></i></div>
Marjoriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13323661411548419175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7408015330136784032.post-1500269256645516072013-09-21T13:04:00.003-04:002013-09-23T13:35:23.100-04:00Call Me the Name, I Play the Game<div style="text-align: center;">
<b>wanted!</b></div>
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<b>stalking the mean streets</b></div>
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and <b>caught!</b></div>
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<i>"Internet dudes have labeled marjorie THE STALKER.</i></div>
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<i>And just like Clark Kent who becomes Superman</i></div>
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<i>marjorie morphed into THE STALKER OF CHELSEA!"</i></div>
Marjoriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13323661411548419175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7408015330136784032.post-56367411179986850522013-09-19T09:26:00.000-04:002013-09-19T15:28:28.062-04:00Carte Blanche<div style="text-align: center;">
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<i>"I decided to reward a very loyal viewer with...</i></div>
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<i> the </i><i>golden status and power of </i><i>chat room carte blanche!"</i></div>
Marjoriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13323661411548419175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7408015330136784032.post-26077353514704871752013-09-19T07:10:00.000-04:002013-09-19T14:11:38.669-04:00The Blabbermouth<div style="text-align: center;">
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<i>"If everything is repeat worthy to a blabbermouth,</i></div>
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<i>it's a good head's up to not voluntarily share zip.</i></div>
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<i>Whatever you share might end up </i><br />
<i>on the public telephone wall." </i></div>
Marjoriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13323661411548419175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7408015330136784032.post-39071951126993183472013-09-19T06:01:00.000-04:002013-09-19T14:02:57.308-04:00Misery Loves Company<div style="text-align: center;">
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<i>"When a group gathers like a cult to celebrate in totally </i></div>
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<i>asinine and similar ways endless low level entertainment </i></div>
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<i>because they have nothing else to do, </i></div>
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<i>they all deserve each other."</i></div>
Marjoriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13323661411548419175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7408015330136784032.post-88343798516875170712013-09-19T03:26:00.002-04:002013-09-19T03:34:33.661-04:00Psychological Spins<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<i>"I kindly suggested some</i><i> </i><i>NYC sightseeing attractions... </i></div>
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<i>and days later in another show </i><i>the discussion agenda was</i></div>
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<i>the tired and old spin: </i><i>marjorie, "The Stalker."</i></div>
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<i>In a venue that thrives on low level entertainment </i><br />
<i>and projection, </i><i>"The Stalker" was quite the topic du jour.</i></div>
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<i>Anonymous cyber peeps are stalk-worthy?</i></div>
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<i>No, but the marjorie-cartoons are </i></div>
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<i>eyeball stalk worthy and... </i><i>peek a boo, I see YOU!"</i></div>
Marjoriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13323661411548419175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7408015330136784032.post-48433894556487051292013-09-14T12:52:00.002-04:002013-09-14T12:54:30.072-04:00Lessons in Self-Esteem<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<i>"I can walk around thinking I am the 'cat's meow'</i></div>
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<i>when other's may think I am ineffable."</i></div>
Marjoriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13323661411548419175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7408015330136784032.post-11776651114925170612013-09-12T20:28:00.003-04:002013-09-13T14:40:16.859-04:00Mixed Messages<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #351c75;">viewer #1</span></u></b></div>
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<u>on a Wednesday she says to a broadcaster:</u></div>
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<i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #990000;">"Kick marjorie out of here, it is long overdue."</span></i></div>
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<u>six days later she advises marjorie:</u></div>
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<i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #990000;">"I think you should make up with that broadcaster because </span></i></div>
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<i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #990000;">the two of you could be good friends."</span></i></div>
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<b><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #351c75;">viewer #2</span></u></b></div>
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<u>Monday, she is very angry and confrontational with marjorie</u></div>
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<i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #990000;">"Bring it on bitch!"</span></i></div>
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<u>four days later she says, with great admiration</u></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #990000;"><i>"The person I would most like to meet is marjorie."</i></span></div>
Marjoriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13323661411548419175noreply@blogger.com0