Saturday, April 27, 2013

Invested In My Demise

1. "Die in your sleep."
2. "See you in hell."
3. "RIP"
4. "Good news. marjorie died."

And the Oscar goes to:
5. "You (will) wither and die alone in your NYC apartment 
where you won't be found until the smell and bedbugs 
overwhelm the apartment complex. 
Your tombstone will read:  who the f*ck was marjorie?"

"Yikes and yow! 
They all seem a bit over invested in me.
My death impacts those fools in what way?
You would think they are included in my will."

"News flash:
No beneficiary documents for any of YOU!"

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