Invested In My Demise

viewers

1. "Die in your sleep."

2. "See you in hell."

3. "RIP"

4. "Good news. marjorie died."

And the Oscar goes to:

5. "You (will) wither and die alone in your NYC apartment 
where you won't be found until the smell and bedbugs 
overwhelm the apartment complex. 
Your tombstone will read:  who the f*ck was marjorie?"

marjorie
"Yikes and yow! 
They all seem a bit over invested in me.
My death impacts those fools in what way?
You would think they are included in my will."

"News flash:
No beneficiary documents for any of YOU!"