"(You will) die alone in your NYC apartment
where you won't be found until the smell and bedbugs
overwhelm the apartment complex.
Your tombstone will read: who the f*ck was marjorie...'"
"Yikes! Bedbugs! Huh?"
I need to be on a constant online kook watch!"
"I am a bon vivant and I have a great joie de vivre!
I hope that writer's personality profile of me is not included
in her applications to administer
cyber Thematic Apperception Tests!"
"Anger management much?"