marjorie was doing open mics when the pyramids were built.
I think by now she would get the hint.
marjorie's hair is so out dated Dolly Parton sends her hairstyle tips.
marjorie is such a hag that a casting director wanted
Betty White to play her daughter.
marjorie is so crazy that when they put her in a straight jacket
the doctors said "Crazy glue the seams."
marjorie's life is so empty that math teachers use photos of it to demonstrate the null set.