Friday, July 2, 2010

Channeling for a Writing Contest

"I channeled so I could pay an homage to writing contests for book giveaways on the internet. The ARCS for my book, "The Clue in the Fangs," are here and I have 10 copies to give away. Write a story, 100 words or fewer or less, using these words:

da shiznit
Hollywood Ten

Bonus points if you can include this phrase: "Button candy gets me high." Extra bonus points for entries that are posted in invisible ink.

The contest starts NOW. Please post entries in the comments section."

(This contest is for fun and is a parody.... please note: no books will be rewarded)


Marjorie said...

All the Real Housewives of New Jersey sat in Panera drinking coffee. The door burst open and in walked RaggedyAnn.

"Hello, you has beens," she smirked. "You are all so yesterday. Looks like your TV agent was a double agent. In September, Barbie and Ginny and Cabbage Patch Biker Chick and I will be starring in The Real Housewives of Toyland."

"Lanie will make a guest appearance and Rebecca will do a cameo if she can manage to time travel. You think you got razzmatazz? Wait until you see Cabbage Patch Causcasian boy zumba. Bite me, bitches!"

Marjorie said...

Oops, that was the entry for another contest!

Ken said...

I challenge Cabbage Patch Caucasian boy to a zumba contest.