"A kook actually screen capped one of my subtle charientisms
and forwarded it with serious obtuse intent.
If I knew my bon mots were screen cap worthy I would make
stronger attempts to post comments in the style of
S. J. Perelman, George Plimpton, or Spalding Gray.
My cheeky bon mots are screen cap worthy? Shocking! Impossible!
Screen capping must be a new vapid five finger excercise!"