Fitting the Definition

chatter:

"marjorie is a stalker; she stalked a broadcaster!!"

the textbook definition:

"A stalker is a person who intentionally and 
repeatedly follows or harasses 

another person and who makes a credible threat, 
either expressed or implied, 

with the intent to place that person in reasonable fear ..." 

marjorie:

"Can we say: 

It was a transparent spin designed to rile and chagrin...
and it was done for a personal vitriolic agenda. 

It was an epic fail."

true dat
"marjorie only stalks her pension checks 

when they fail to be deposited on time."