viewer
"marjorie, 'trolls' are recording your shows
and sticking the videos up on YouTube!!"
marjorie
"Shocker, darling. Many stupid heads
spend much of their time building shrines to me.
When the videos reach a million views
and are "trending" on twitter
and I become a viral internet sensation...
get back to me.
Until that time, take a hike and get lost.
Stop disturbing my nap over invisible narishkeit."