Game Strategy

"The first time I encountered serious "game" was in 1981. 

 I almost went down. 

But, I got up and honed my SKILLS like a ninja. 

 I played that game like ROCKY. 

 I jabbed and grabbed, I did Haymakers and Bolo punches. 

 But it was my Dempsey Roll that almost took him down. 

 I pulled out of that game and moved on... and my opponent? 

 He died. Literally. 

 In retrospect, I think I was too much of a mental challenge."

Stolen Identities

"I ran into my friend Nate last night and thought he was Al. 

He pretended TO BE AL. 

Then, he got off the train and I realized he was Nate. 

 Isn't Nate and Al a famous deli in LA? 

 Nate and Al really could be twins separated at birth. 

One is a retired teacher and the other is a comic! 

 Maybe they are imagined parts of me?"

Ass Backwards

"When a viewer declares I am obsessed with somebody, 

I can rationally conclude that viewer is so not playing with a full deck.

The named object of the obsession = dumb

The one who thinks I am obsessed = dumber

I am all self involved and the only person I am obsessed with... is me."