They Are Waiting

"I strut stuff as I walk around NYC... 

smug knowing the dopey weak minded keyboard warriors 

are sitting like vultures waiting for my return."

All Systems Ready

"I arrive at my computer ready to push 

the necessary buttons to enable weak minds. 

Call me a 'nut?' I type: activate the nut gene."

Cyber Interactive Nintendo

"The wannabes on the internet who engage me are 
constantly hoisted by their own petards in classic backfires. 
 A brass ring is not even the prize 
in a dynamic of conflict 
that exists only in their own minds."

"I activate auto comebacks...
and render their nonsense 
a form of interactive Nintendo."

Backfires

"I am Cyber Granny Kick Ass! 
All those online who engage me limp away defeated 
and they collapse back into their weak minds!!"

Unruffled Feathers

"I am a 66 year old woman who evokes very very strong reactions. 

I'm the antithesis of the invisible woman. 

The butt hurt play "gotcha"... and I laugh and pass go."

Peer Groups

"I have two Masters degrees and spend my time visiting museums. 

When the level of intelligence in a paradigm drops too low, 
I exit the scene."