Invested In My Demise

viewers

1. "Die in your sleep."

2. "See you in hell."

3. "RIP"

4. "Good news. marjorie died."

And the Oscar goes to:

5. "You (will) wither and die alone in your NYC apartment 
where you won't be found until the smell and bedbugs 
overwhelm the apartment complex. 
Your tombstone will read:  who the f*ck was marjorie?"

marjorie
"Yikes and yow! 
They all seem a bit over invested in me.
My death impacts those fools in what way?
You would think they are included in my will."

"News flash:
No beneficiary documents for any of YOU!"

Diminished Status

"I would never create a chat name that 

referenced anybody else in any way.

I am self-involved and it's all about me. 

I am not a wannabe and
I do not give myself diminished status." 

The Invisibles

"Viewers and fans enter chat rooms with 

my name and sit there believing I am daunted."

"They apparently are not involved in their own 

personal identity and have no accomplishments 

that are worthy of self-promotion.

They are the ghosts of society who 

thrive on the lives of others.

"They certainly give me and all my alter egos free publicity."

Channeling Luke

viewer

"You are an old hag."

marjorie

"Blow it out of your toches."

20/20 Vision

viewer

"Hi, Baby Jane."

marjorie

"Baby Jane? Get lasik."

Interested Parties

obsessed viewer 

"How come I know everything about you 
and you know nothing about me?" 

marjorie 

"Simple answer. YOU ARE AN INVISIBLE NOBODY. 

5S? Tell me something I DON'T know! 

I am flattered you show interest in me."

Winning What

"As I exited a chat room, a warrior declared she 'won.'

I asked:

What exactly did you win...

a PhD?"

The Old Hag Charientism

"In great efforts to try to insult me, 
online warriors call me an 'old hag.'

In many instances I am 30 years or more older than 

those who reference me in those terms. 

And they are the ones who look like 'hags.'

It certainly gives pause for thought. 

When they are my age, they will look like... Medusa."

Online Thematic Apperception Tests

this is a piece from an E-mail:

"marjorie, you are a mean woman. 

You are a mean, hateful woman. 

You are an angry, bitter mean woman. 

What was the point in time when you just snapped 

and became this angry, spiteful, mean woman?"

marjorie

"I never even met the person who wrote that!

She appears a bit over invested in an analysis of me.

Just yesterday, I was told I am so 

cheerful and happy and filled with a great spirit of fun.

Online interactions trigger 

multiple personality syndrome I suppose." 

Well Defined Demographics

"I do not tonse with a demographic that thrives 

on discussing the activity of 'trolls' all day.

I would rather discuss the work 

of Proust and the intoxicating madeleine."

Lingo Du Jour

"awesome. epic.  fail. amazing. pwned"

"Huh?" At the risk of appearing opprobrious... 

let me say that I will never use those words in a sentence. 

They are the vocabulary of unimaginative lemmings.

and words that fuel dopey activity."  

False Distortions for Personal Agendas

viewer 

 "(You sit there) on your make believe pedestal you crafted out of the 

tears of the school children's spirits you undoubtably crushed."

marjorie

"Say wha? Where did you get that absurd bubba meinsa from? 

People will make up absolutely anything in 
angry attacks to try to rile and get a sense of satisfaction."

Turnarounds in Comebacks

marjorie

"On Easter Sunday, I had dinner with family 
at an elegant restaurant."

viewer

"Did you ask for separate checks?"

Epitaphs

a paragraph from an E-mail sent by a viewer

"Let the anger and hate and loneliness go before you 

wither and die alone in your NYC apartment 

where you won't be found until the smell and bedbugs 

overwhelm the apartment complex. 

Your tombstone will read: "who the f*ck was marjorie..." 

marjorie replies 

 "And your tombstone will read: 

 Known for sending ridiculous and overly emotional angry 

E-mails with preposterous conclusions made out of whole cloth 

to people on the internet she never even met."

In 24 Hour Windows

viewer

"marjorie... you are bitter, lonely, angry, and hateful."

marjorie

"Just yesterday... you were telling me how 

much alike we both are!"