Life Checks

"All over, here and there...

I don't see dead people.

I see morons."

"Life is filled with narisha zach fueled by kooks.

And when it's over, the narisha zach

winds up in a Staten Island landfill."

"We all have a death sentence.

If you get the right tests and procedures,

you get little stays of execution.

But, the house always wins."

Halitosis and Flowers

"When you use nasty language in a debate,

all that your audience will see is green halitosis."

"When I debate, I speak so kindly

red flowers fall out of my mouth!"

"A calm approach is always a key to a...

WIN!"