The Brunch

Four literary agents at Twitter have blocked me? Oye.

I feel I can be wacky and "batshit" and write my opinions

as I please... and I couldn't care less if all these agents

serve me up for brunch at a roast of jackasses.

Enjoy!

Internet Bonding

"I am loving how two people bonded

when running from my special brand of crazy."

Computer Obsessions

"I am obsessed with an issue and cannot stop

typing comments about it.

And, I keep typing the same thing over and over and over.

Call me Jack Torrance."

Brain Cred

"I was accepted into Mensa based on

the amount of people that blocked me on Twitter."

Web Analysis

"A chatter who never met me declared

I have no social boundaries and no grasp on reality!"

"Was that before or after I sang in the subway

dressed as Turanga Leela?"

Different Strokes

"I believe one person's "lunatic" can be another person's "role model."

Reverse Psychology

"A chatter called me 'stupid!'

I think it was a psychological device used to enable

her own self-esteem because she could not understand

my references to Riemann's Metric Tensor!"